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Don't want to accidentally close a tab? Pin the tab and then close it once you're done.

Don't want to accidentally close a tab? Pin the tab and then close it once you're done. Actual Advice Mallard
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don't go diving in the Mariana trench

don't go diving in the Mariana trench Actual Advice Mallard
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If you have an unwanted boner flex your thighs It'll go away

If you have an unwanted boner flex your thighs It'll go away Actual Advice Mallard
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Learn how to do some basic coding No matter what you want to go into, every employer is looking for someone who can code a little and know the field

Learn how to do some basic coding No matter what you want to go into, every employer is looking for someone who can code a little and know the field Actual Advice Mallard
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Quit 9Gag and go study

Quit 9Gag and go study Actual Advice Mallard
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Hold down shift when you change the volume. it will prevent that annoying blip blip blip noise.

Hold down shift when you change the volume. it will prevent that annoying blip blip blip noise. Actual Advice Mallard
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Actually concerned someone might commit murder Time to get off reddit

Actually concerned someone might commit murder Time to get off reddit Actual Advice Mallard
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Pure vanilla extract Does not taste as good as it smells

Pure vanilla extract Does not taste as good as it smells Actual Advice Mallard
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If you murder someone, smash a major politician's windshield, crumple up a carwash receipt to place in a bush, and put the victim in their backyard vote for them in the next election out of courtesy

If you murder someone, smash a major politician's windshield, crumple up a carwash receipt to place in a bush, and put the victim in their backyard vote for them in the next election out of courtesy Actual Advice Mallard
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Burn yourself? Wet the area and cover it with table salt

Burn yourself? Wet the area and cover it with table salt Actual Advice Mallard
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