quickmeme: all your memes, gifs & funny pics in one place

view more »

Actual Advice Mallard

If you accidentally shake a soft drink, Flick the top or side a couple of times. It won't explode

If you accidentally shake a soft drink, Flick the top or side a couple of times. It won't explode Actual Advice Mallard
add your own caption

199 shares

Can't get the smell of fish off your hands? rub your hands on stainless steel

Can't get the smell of fish off your hands? rub your hands on stainless steel Actual Advice Mallard
add your own caption

199 shares

Think before you speak Think before you act

Think before you speak Think before you act Actual Advice Mallard
add your own caption

199 shares

to impress other women when you have a girlfriend treat your girl like a goddess in front of other girls. if she ever breaks up with you then you will get all of the sympathy from other women wanting what she had.

to impress other women when you have a girlfriend treat your girl like a goddess in front of other girls. if she ever breaks up with you then you will get all of the sympathy from other women wanting what she had. Actual Advice Mallard
add your own caption

199 shares

Tax shitty meme posts use the profits for space exploration

Tax shitty meme posts use the profits for space exploration Actual Advice Mallard
add your own caption

199 shares

Dirty microwave? place a bowl of water in it for 2-3 minutes, then wait 5 minutes. easy to wipe.

Dirty microwave? place a bowl of water in it for 2-3 minutes, then wait 5 minutes. easy to wipe. Actual Advice Mallard
add your own caption

199 shares

Use /r/lifeprotips to caption this meme Repeat for infinite karma

Use /r/lifeprotips to caption this meme Repeat for infinite karma Actual Advice Mallard
add your own caption

199 shares

If you have a terrible injury Don't forget to take a photo for /R/WTF before going to the hospital

If you have a terrible injury Don't forget to take a photo for /R/WTF before going to the hospital Actual Advice Mallard
add your own caption

199 shares

Keep the fights clean And the sex dirty

Keep the fights clean And the sex dirty Actual Advice Mallard
add your own caption

199 shares

Listen to her she's probably been subtly telling you for a while

Listen to her she's probably been subtly telling you for a while Actual Advice Mallard
add your own caption

199 shares

Like us for More!