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After A Breakup, don't say mean things about a friend's ex Your friend will remember it if they get back together and it probably won't make them feel much better anyway

After A Breakup, don't say mean things about a friend's ex Your friend will remember it if they get back together and it probably won't make them feel much better anyway  Actual Advice Mallard

get to know the staff in a dive bar and tip them well you will get unparalleled service and occasional free drinks

get to know the staff in a dive bar and tip them well you will get unparalleled service and occasional free drinks  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't take dating advice from reddit

 Don't take dating advice from reddit  Actual Advice Mallard

If you are eating a burger and it starts to fall apart flip it upside down. the thicker, drier top bun will keep it together.

If you are eating a burger and it starts to fall apart flip it upside down. the thicker, drier top bun will keep it together.  Actual Advice Mallard

Just because she really, truly loves you Doesn't mean you won't have to fight to keep her

Just because she really, truly loves you Doesn't mean you won't have to fight to keep her  Actual Advice Mallard

Be Big Don't Belitte

Be Big Don't Belitte  Actual Advice Mallard

buy your gf's mother flowers for mother's day the $30 goes a looong way for *when you fuck up in the future

buy your gf's mother flowers for mother's day the $30 goes a looong way for *when you fuck up in the future  Actual Advice Mallard

If you have no air conditioning and your too hot to go to sleep don't use your blanket

If you have no air conditioning and your too hot to go to sleep don't use your blanket  Actual Advice Mallard

Do what you love And get a good wife.

Do what you love And get a good wife.  Actual Advice Mallard

take the battery out of your car and turn it upside down and place the posts on top of each other

take the battery out of your car and turn it upside down and place the posts on top of each other  Actual Advice Mallard
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