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Leave your car window all the up or all the way down side impact your head will hit the edge and youll shave your face off

Leave your car window all the up or all the way down side impact your head will hit the edge and youll shave your face off Actual Advice Mallard
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Before leaving for basic training Clear your adulterous web history

Before leaving for basic training Clear your adulterous web history Actual Advice Mallard
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Know your PowerPoint keyboard shortcuts Arrow keys - forward/backward Home - go to first slide End - go to last slide F5 - start slide show from beginning Shift + F5 - start slide show from current slide

Know your PowerPoint keyboard shortcuts Arrow keys - forward/backward Home - go to first slide End - go to last slide F5 - start slide show from beginning Shift + F5 - start slide show from current slide Actual Advice Mallard
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If a girl says, "I'm not being a psycho bitch" She's being a psycho bitch

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If you're pee shy count multiples of 13 in your head to distract yourself

If you're pee shy count multiples of 13 in your head to distract yourself Actual Advice Mallard
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If you ever use the phrase "she is really mature for her age" to defend who you are dating She is too young for you

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I'm only a duck who spreads common sense so there is no point in reading my meme if you think for yourself

I'm only a duck who spreads common sense so there is no point in reading my meme if you think for yourself Actual Advice Mallard
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if you're going to spend the day topless in the sun wear sunscreen

if you're going to spend the day topless in the sun wear sunscreen Actual Advice Mallard
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maSSAGE YOUR OWN FEET FOR THREE WHOLE MINUTES Regretting it would be surprising

maSSAGE YOUR OWN FEET FOR THREE WHOLE MINUTES Regretting it would be surprising Actual Advice Mallard
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Its just as much about the meme you choose as what you write on it

Its just as much about the meme you choose as what you write on it Actual Advice Mallard
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