quickmeme: all your memes, gifs & funny pics in one place

view more »

Actual Advice Mallard

Think someone is staring at you? Pretend to yawn

Think someone is staring at you? Pretend to yawn Actual Advice Mallard
add your own caption

198 shares

If your gf or wife is on her period Increase your tolerance level for a few days and try to make her life easy. She will love you more and your relationship will go a long way

If your gf or wife is on her period Increase your tolerance level for a few days and try to make her life easy. She will love you more and your relationship will go a long way Actual Advice Mallard
add your own caption

198 shares

"Breaking the seal" when you drink is actually a smart idea If you don't break it you'll just be uncomfortable all night and increase your chances of getting a uti
add your own caption

198 shares

If you're getting very good at taking the battery out of your laptop time for a new laptop

If you're getting very good at taking the battery out of your laptop time for a new laptop Actual Advice Mallard
add your own caption

198 shares

Don't speed or pass in construction zones the flaggers and construction workers see enough near-misses and can send in your plate numbers to get ticketed

Don't speed or pass in construction zones the flaggers and construction workers see enough near-misses and can send in your plate numbers to get ticketed Actual Advice Mallard
add your own caption

198 shares

obvious thing

obvious thing Actual Advice Mallard
add your own caption

198 shares

if you call customer support and get helped, ask to talk to a supervisor to compliment instead of complain. the sound of joy and surprise from both the rep and the supervisor will be worth your extra minute.

if you call customer support and get helped, ask to talk to a supervisor to compliment instead of complain. the sound of joy and surprise from both the rep and the supervisor will be worth your extra minute. Actual Advice Mallard
add your own caption

198 shares

If you break up with your boyfriend dispose of any facial creams, conditioners, etc., that he's recently had access to

If you break up with your boyfriend dispose of any facial creams, conditioners, etc., that he's recently had access to Actual Advice Mallard
add your own caption

198 shares

Before becoming Anglosphere figure out which way we are going to spell color

Before becoming Anglosphere figure out which way we are going to spell color Actual Advice Mallard
add your own caption

198 shares

If you're about to take piss in your dream, DON'T do it. You will probably smell something strangely familiar when you wake up.

If you're about to take piss in your dream, DON'T do it. You will probably smell something strangely familiar when you wake up. Actual Advice Mallard
add your own caption

198 shares

Like us for More!