Actual Advice Mallard

Reminder: Mothers day is this Sunday.

Reminder:   Mothers day is this Sunday.  Actual Advice Mallard

Spread peanut butter on both slices of bread before adding jelly It will prevent the bread from becoming soggy over time

Spread peanut butter on both slices of bread before adding jelly It will prevent the bread from becoming soggy over time  Actual Advice Mallard

IF you clog a toilet with no plunger available squirt 3-4 pumps of regular bathroom hand soap into toilet

IF you clog a toilet with no plunger available squirt 3-4 pumps of regular bathroom hand soap into toilet  Actual Advice Mallard

if you want to post a repost picture just say it always makes you smile when you're sad

if you want to post a repost picture just say it always makes you smile when you're sad  Actual Advice Mallard

man up and ask her out

man up 
and ask 
her out  Actual Advice Mallard

Karma Don't mean shit

Karma Don't mean shit  Actual Advice Mallard

Having trouble fast forwarding too far through commercials? The last commercial is often for a show on the channel you're watching.

Having trouble fast forwarding too far through commercials? The last commercial is often for a show on the channel you're watching.  Actual Advice Mallard

Always hold the door for a girl You can check out her ass as she goes through.

Always hold the door for a girl You can check out her ass as she goes through.  Actual Advice Mallard

if you husband only do what you ask; Write a schedule and ask him to follow it

if you husband only do what you ask; Write a schedule and ask him to follow it  Actual Advice Mallard

shirt inside out? pick up collar and make sure tag is away from you. Put it on, and its just like new.

shirt inside out? pick up collar and make sure tag is away from you. Put it on, and its just like new.  Actual Advice Mallard
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