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Days are 24 hours 8 hours sleep, 8 studying, and 8 goofing off

Days are 24 hours 8 hours sleep, 8 studying, and 8 goofing off Actual Advice Mallard
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if your vegetarian girlfriend forces you to give up meat it's because she sucks, not because all vegetarians do

if your vegetarian girlfriend forces you to give up meat it's because she sucks, not because all vegetarians do Actual Advice Mallard
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don't want to look suggestive while eating a banana? Break small pieces off to eat instead

don't want to look suggestive while eating a banana? Break small pieces off to eat instead Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're single and you move into an apartment with a couple they are going to start getting on your nerves no matter what you do

If you're single and you move into an apartment with a couple they are going to start getting on your nerves no matter what you do Actual Advice Mallard
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Microfiber cleaning cloths remove 99% of surface bacteria Using only water.

Microfiber cleaning cloths remove 99% of surface bacteria Using only water. Actual Advice Mallard
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Can't afford to frame? Mount your wall hangings on poster board with complementary colors

Can't afford to frame? Mount your wall hangings on poster board with complementary colors Actual Advice Mallard
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When ordering a service such as internet, tv or phone. Ask to speak to technical support about details, rather than sales.

When ordering a service such as internet, tv or phone. Ask to speak to technical support about details, rather than sales. Actual Advice Mallard
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If you want a pat on the back You got to be able to take a slap on the wrist

If you want a pat on the back You got to be able to take a slap on the wrist Actual Advice Mallard
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If you found it on Reddit 4chan is already bored of it

If you found it on Reddit 4chan is already bored of it Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't carry knives if you are a bully victim Most of the time those that carry knives get stabbed

Don't carry knives if you are a bully victim Most of the time those that carry knives get stabbed Actual Advice Mallard
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