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see a dead skunk up ahead? quick, hit your car's "recirculate air" button. the skunk smell won't get inside.

see a dead skunk up ahead? quick, hit your car's
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Want rid of a hangnail? Rip it towards your fingernail, rather than away, and you'll never tear more skin than you meant to

Want rid of a hangnail? Rip it towards your fingernail, rather than away, and you'll never tear more skin than you meant to Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't try to understand Teenagers They cannot even understand themselves

Don't try to understand Teenagers They cannot even understand themselves Actual Advice Mallard
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when you bring a box of tissues to your computer bring a box of q-tips as well

when you bring a box of tissues to your computer bring a box of q-tips as well Actual Advice Mallard
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don't use raw sausage for masturbation anal worms are only pleasurable for the first few days

don't use raw sausage for masturbation anal worms are only pleasurable for the first few days Actual Advice Mallard
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never go grocery shopping when you're hungry

never go grocery shopping when you're hungry Actual Advice Mallard
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choose a light roast it has way more caffeine than a dark roast

choose a light roast it has way more caffeine than a dark roast Actual Advice Mallard
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If you see someone coming to an intersection with their blinker on it only means that their blinker works.

If you see someone coming to an intersection with their blinker on it only means that their blinker works. Actual Advice Mallard
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While Driving, Walking, Cycling Always assume that drivers won't use the indicator

While Driving, Walking, Cycling Always assume that drivers won't use the indicator Actual Advice Mallard
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Keep a box of tissues in the bathroom In case you forget to check the toilet paper before

Keep a box of tissues in the bathroom In case you forget to check the toilet paper before Actual Advice Mallard
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