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Let your ice cream confections sit at room temperature before eating it stops your taste buds from going numb so you can better enjoy the flavor

Let your ice cream confections sit at room temperature before eating it stops your taste buds from going numb so you can better enjoy the flavor  Actual Advice Mallard

to lose weight consume less calories than you burn

to lose weight consume less calories than you burn  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't work at mcdonald's

Don't work at mcdonald's   Actual Advice Mallard

don't manipulate your wife into giving you sexual favors dick

don't manipulate your wife into giving you sexual favors dick  Actual Advice Mallard

suffering from acne? change your pillowcase every night. it will keep your face clean and limit your pores' exposure to bacteria

suffering from acne? change your pillowcase every night. it will keep your face clean and limit your pores' exposure to bacteria  Actual Advice Mallard

If you want to scam karma Just post screenshots of "God's" tweets in /r/Atheism

If you want to scam karma Just post screenshots of

Get pink pens Put black ink inside

Get pink pens Put black ink inside  Actual Advice Mallard

If you're new to reddit and use the wrong meme you're gonna have a bad time

If you're new to reddit and use the wrong meme you're gonna have a bad time  Actual Advice Mallard

flock of birds flying over your head? Clap loudly they'll split apart above you

flock of birds flying over your head? Clap loudly 
 they'll split apart above you  Actual Advice Mallard

your vehicle came with turn signals as a standard feature Use them

your vehicle came with turn signals as a standard feature  Use them  Actual Advice Mallard
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