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It is fine to ask how the job search is going As long as you are willing to hear me bitch about how hard it is to find a job

It is fine to ask how the job search is going As long as you are willing to hear me bitch about how hard it is to find a job Actual Advice Mallard
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STAY HYDRATED PISS CLEAR, TWICE A DAY

STAY HYDRATED PISS CLEAR, TWICE A DAY Actual Advice Mallard
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When you get pulled over by a cop tell your kid to say they have to use the bathroom

When you get pulled over by a cop tell your kid to say they have to use the bathroom Actual Advice Mallard
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Grind the first few levels before questing

Grind the first few levels before questing Actual Advice Mallard
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if you cheat on someone you're dating it's time to break it off. infidelity is a result of a poor relationship, not a cause.

if you cheat on someone you're dating it's time to break it off. infidelity is a result of a poor relationship, not a cause. Actual Advice Mallard
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If new to a fitness regiment, don't constantly remind people, or post updates on social sites. If you're doing it right, over time, people will actually notice the progress more.

If new to a fitness regiment, don't constantly remind people, or post updates on social sites. If you're doing it right, over time, people will actually notice the progress more. Actual Advice Mallard
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LADIES: DURING SEX YOU CAN YELL "HARDER!" AS MUCH AS YOU WANT BUT... DON'T KEEP YELLING "DEEPER!"

LADIES: DURING SEX YOU CAN YELL
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if you raped a bitch act like nothing happened to avoid suspicion

if you raped a bitch act like nothing happened to avoid suspicion Actual Advice Mallard
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When using the toilet, any toilet... ALWAYS check for paper first.

When using the toilet, any toilet... ALWAYS check for paper first. Actual Advice Mallard
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Discharge static by touching a doorknob with your knuckles or back of your hand They are far less sensitive than your fingertips

Discharge static by touching a doorknob with your knuckles or back of your hand They are far less sensitive than your fingertips Actual Advice Mallard
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