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Want to lose weight? eat something green, go outside, and stop making excuses

Want to lose weight? eat something green, go outside, and stop making excuses Actual Advice Mallard
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If every one of your best friends from college tell you to grow up It's probably time to grow up

If every one of your best friends from college tell you to grow up It's probably time to grow up Actual Advice Mallard
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Essays should be like skirts Long enough to cover the subject, short enough to keep it interesting

Essays should be like skirts Long enough to cover the subject, short enough to keep it interesting Actual Advice Mallard
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If your going to be a cripple Better to be a rich cripple

If your going to be a cripple Better to be a rich cripple Actual Advice Mallard
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Get A powerball ticket

Get A powerball ticket Actual Advice Mallard
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If someone is paddling their boat and it has a motor on the back Stop and offer them help they're not rowing for fun

If someone is paddling their boat and it has a motor on the back Stop and offer them help they're not rowing for fun Actual Advice Mallard
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Never buy 12 Month-xbox live from Microsoft Get it on ebay for 30-40$/€

Never buy 12 Month-xbox live from Microsoft Get it on ebay for 30-40$/€ Actual Advice Mallard
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keep a text on your phone with the last thing you would say to your loved ones in case anything happens and you can't say goodbye

keep a text on your phone with the last thing you would say to your loved ones in case anything happens and you can't say goodbye Actual Advice Mallard
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Want to know if you'll ever possess a time machine ? Just say : ''I'll give it to myself in 10 seconds''

Want to know if you'll ever possess a time machine ? Just say : ''I'll give it to myself in 10 seconds'' Actual Advice Mallard
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When at a party get off your phone you'll seem more approachable and more than likely have more fun

When at a party get off your phone you'll seem more approachable and more than likely have more fun Actual Advice Mallard
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