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Attach documents to an email before you do anything That way you won't forget to attach them after you wrote the email

Attach documents to an email before you do anything That way you won't forget to attach them after you wrote the email  Actual Advice Mallard

women: date a guy from the south you will never have to open or close your own door again.

women: date a guy from the south you will never have to open or close your own door again.  Actual Advice Mallard

You prefer coke but are at a restaurant that only serves pepsi? Ask for a drink that's two parts pepsi one part mountain dew.

You prefer coke but are at a restaurant that only serves pepsi? Ask for a drink that's two parts pepsi one part mountain dew.   Actual Advice Mallard

if two people are happy together leave them the hell alone

if two people are happy together leave them the hell alone  Actual Advice Mallard

If you live on the rivewalk Watch out for asshole tourists

If you live on the rivewalk Watch out for asshole tourists  Actual Advice Mallard

if you want to enjoy reddit today remove /r/atheism from your default subreddits.

if you want to enjoy reddit today remove /r/atheism from your default subreddits.   Actual Advice Mallard

Friendzoned? Flirt with other women around her. Nothing is more attractive than a guy with options.

Friendzoned? Flirt with other women around her. Nothing is more attractive than a guy with options.  Actual Advice Mallard

If you're going to drive the same speed as someone then get behind them, not beside them

If you're going to drive the same speed as someone then get behind them, not beside them  Actual Advice Mallard

have a tracking number but not sure of shipping company? type it into google, it will link you to the appropriate shipper and tracking info

have a tracking number but not sure of shipping company? type it into google, it will link you to the appropriate shipper and tracking info  Actual Advice Mallard

if you're comparing your girlfriend to scumbag steve you should probably break up with her

if you're comparing your girlfriend to scumbag steve you should probably break up with her  Actual Advice Mallard
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