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Constipated? Go for a run, it loosens things up a bit

Constipated? Go for a run, it loosens things up a bit Actual Advice Mallard
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Instead of paying $3.50 for a bottle of water bring one and refill it at the water cooler in the hotel's 24 hour gym

Instead of paying $3.50 for a bottle of water bring one and refill it at the water cooler in the hotel's 24 hour gym Actual Advice Mallard
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If you call in to a company's customer service and want them to do something for you don't be an asshole. they will do everything in their power to help you as little as possible.

If you call in to a company's customer service and want them to do something for you don't be an asshole. they will do everything in their power to help you as little as possible. Actual Advice Mallard
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Make sure you get your hair dried before you leave the salon to make sure they did a good job so if not you can get it sorted out quickly

Make sure you get your hair dried before you leave the salon to make sure they did a good job so if not you can get it sorted out quickly Actual Advice Mallard
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If you are going to surf Reddit at work and you have a smart phone use your phone instead of a work computer

If you are going to surf Reddit at work and you have a smart phone use your phone instead of a work computer Actual Advice Mallard
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Avoid that sleepy 3:00pm slump by elevating your feet

Avoid that sleepy 3:00pm slump by elevating your feet Actual Advice Mallard
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Want orange juice after brushing your teeth Have a glass of water before the OJ

Want orange juice after brushing your teeth Have a glass of water before the OJ Actual Advice Mallard
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Grab a spoon Run hot water over it for 30-45 seconds

Grab a spoon Run hot water over it for 30-45 seconds Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're trying to shorten an essay you can remove the word "that" almost every time you use it

If you're trying to shorten an essay you can remove the word
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Keep a phone connected into your homes landline even if the service is disconnected You can still call 911 with it and it's more accurate than a 911 call from a cellphone

Keep a phone connected into your homes landline even if the service is disconnected You can still call 911 with it and it's more accurate than a 911 call from a cellphone Actual Advice Mallard
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