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If you're making an embarassing purchase the cashier doesn't give a fuck about what you're buying

If you're making an embarassing purchase the cashier doesn't give a fuck about what you're buying Actual Advice Mallard
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If you've got an important job interview See if the company has an HBS case

If you've got an important job interview See if the company has an HBS case Actual Advice Mallard
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If you live with roommates invest in a pair of earplugs

If you live with roommates invest in a pair of earplugs Actual Advice Mallard
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WHEN SHES DONE HER PERIOD DO SOMETHING SEXUALLY PLEASING FOR HER AND MAKE IT ALL ABOUT HER SHE WILL FEEL MORE APPRECIATED AND IS MORE LIKELY TO DO IT AGAIN

WHEN SHES DONE HER PERIOD DO SOMETHING SEXUALLY PLEASING FOR HER AND MAKE IT ALL ABOUT HER SHE WILL FEEL MORE APPRECIATED AND IS MORE LIKELY TO DO IT AGAIN Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't listen to any new music when you are sick When you're better, you'll associate that music with being sick.

Don't listen to any new music when you are sick When you're better, you'll associate that music with being sick. Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't trick a girl into liking you that will never work

Don't trick a girl into liking you that will never work Actual Advice Mallard
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want to stay loyal Don't get black out drunk around guys that want to have sex with you

want to stay loyal Don't get black out drunk around guys that want to have sex with you Actual Advice Mallard
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Think she's faking it? check her pulse

Think she's faking it? check her pulse Actual Advice Mallard
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when trying to figure out how to tip 15% first find 10% of the bill, then divide that number by half and add the two together

when trying to figure out how to tip 15% first find 10% of the bill, then divide that number by half and add the two together Actual Advice Mallard
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IF YOU'RE EVER TRYING TO skip school, pull your pants up and walk upright with shoulders back and chin up good posture can get you anywhere without questions

IF YOU'RE EVER TRYING TO skip school, pull your pants up and walk upright with shoulders back and chin up good posture can get you anywhere without questions Actual Advice Mallard
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