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When trying to put on skinny jeans Don't

When trying to put on skinny jeans Don't  Actual Advice Mallard

Forgot to get your Valentine a gift? Wait until everyone leaves work and take flowers from a coworker's desk

Forgot to get your Valentine a gift? Wait until everyone leaves work and take flowers from a coworker's desk  Actual Advice Mallard

If you need directions in a unknown area Ask a pizza delivery place, not a gas station

If you need directions in a unknown area Ask a pizza delivery place, not a gas station  Actual Advice Mallard

If you have the means, go to college anyway Regardless of how you feel about your significant other

If you have the means, go to college anyway Regardless of how you feel about your significant other  Actual Advice Mallard

If you Live in boston do not go outside with a backpack

If you Live in boston  do not go outside with a backpack  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't ask me for advice if you see me outside

Don't ask me for advice if you see me outside
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Never Open a WTF post with the word "Japan" in the title

Never Open a WTF post with the word

YOU DON'T WANT AN OVERLY ATTACHED GIRLFRIEND

 YOU DON'T WANT AN OVERLY ATTACHED GIRLFRIEND  Actual Advice Mallard

Never. Ever. Ever. Punch yourself in the dick.

Never. Ever. Ever.  Punch yourself in the dick.  Actual Advice Mallard

If you don't have time to iron your clothes Hang them up in the bathroom and take a hot shower. The steam gets wrinkles out and you'll look great.

If you don't have time to iron your clothes Hang them up in the bathroom and take a hot shower. The steam gets wrinkles out and you'll look great.  Actual Advice Mallard
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