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If you try to manufacture self-worth by judging and belittling others Congratulations! You're an asshole.

If you try to manufacture self-worth by judging and belittling others Congratulations! You're an asshole. Actual Advice Mallard
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If you don't like your job Do a great job anyway until you decide to leave

If you don't like your job Do a great job anyway until you decide to leave Actual Advice Mallard
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Make sure your tire iron works before you are stranded with a flat

Make sure your tire iron works before you are stranded with a flat Actual Advice Mallard
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If you offer to help someone try to find out how they want it done instead of doing it how you think is best

If you offer to help someone try to find out how they want it done instead of doing it how you think is best Actual Advice Mallard
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Helpful Hint #37 The first pancake always comes out wrong.

Helpful Hint #37 The first pancake always comes out wrong. Actual Advice Mallard
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Freeze your grapes They won't go bad and they're great during the summer

Freeze your grapes They won't go bad and they're great during the summer Actual Advice Mallard
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It's better to call them black As they may not be african. They may be Jamaican, or new guinean

It's better to call them black As they may not be african. They may be Jamaican, or new guinean Actual Advice Mallard
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Not sure if it is really someones birthday? Check the same date the previous year on their facebook

Not sure if it is really someones birthday? Check the same date the previous year on their facebook Actual Advice Mallard
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if you smoke while you drive, don't roll all the windows down roll the driver's side window down slightly. this creates a vaccuum that pulls the smoke out

if you smoke while you drive, don't roll all the windows down roll the driver's side window down slightly. this creates a vaccuum that pulls the smoke out Actual Advice Mallard
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If you think you may have come into contact with poison ivy as soon as you can, take a shower with cold water and soap. The cold water will close your pores and give you a better chance of avoiding a rash.

If you think you may have come into contact with poison ivy as soon as you can, take a shower with cold water and soap. The cold water will close your pores and give you a better chance of avoiding a rash. Actual Advice Mallard
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