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Moving out of an apartment or dorm? Use plain toothpaste to fill any old poster/thumbtack/nail holes

Moving out of an apartment or dorm? Use plain toothpaste to fill any old poster/thumbtack/nail holes Actual Advice Mallard
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if you have heartburn and no tums press your fingers just under your throat and push and drag your fingers down your chest. it pushes the acid down and works every time.

if you have heartburn and no tums press your fingers just under your throat and push and drag your fingers down your chest. it pushes the acid down and works every time. Actual Advice Mallard
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Unless a woman looks very heavily pregnant do not ask if she is "expecting"

Unless a woman looks very heavily pregnant do not ask if she is
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Need to stay productive while on reddit? post something and watch the upvotes and downvotes change while doing your work

Need to stay productive while on reddit? post something and watch the upvotes and downvotes change while doing your work Actual Advice Mallard
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If you run out of ink the night before a paper is due Print in dark gray, it will use the color cartridges instead of the black

If you run out of ink the night before a paper is due Print in dark gray, it will use the color cartridges instead of the black Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're a boy looking for sex tips Ask your girlfriend what she wants instead of posting on r/Askreddit

If you're a boy looking for sex tips Ask your girlfriend what she wants instead of posting on r/Askreddit Actual Advice Mallard
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If you want to make the front page, complement the good people who browse r/new and post on your cakeday

If you want to make the front page, complement the good people who browse r/new and post on your cakeday Actual Advice Mallard
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get your ass off reddit and get some shit done

get your ass off reddit and get some shit done Actual Advice Mallard
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Trim your armpit hair You will save a ton of deodorant (stick)

Trim your armpit hair You will save a ton of deodorant (stick) Actual Advice Mallard
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Want to hit the front page but lacking creativity? Find something already on the front page, reverse it, and find a pic of it.

Want to hit the front page but lacking creativity? Find something already on the front page, reverse it, and find a pic of it. Actual Advice Mallard
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