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if you are running out of batteries on your cell phone turn your phone off when it's at 10%, you might need that last bit in an emergency

if you are running out of batteries on your cell phone turn your phone off when it's at 10%, you might need that last bit in an emergency Actual Advice Mallard
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Knowledge for the sake of knowing is just hubris being the smartest person in the room doesn't mean anything unless you use that intelligence to improve the world around you

Knowledge for the sake of knowing is just hubris being the smartest person in the room doesn't mean anything unless you use that intelligence to improve the world around you Actual Advice Mallard
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Always take important phone calls with your non-dominant hand Just in case you need to write something down

Always take important phone calls with your non-dominant hand Just in case you need to write something down Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't The salesmen will laugh at you

Don't The salesmen will laugh at you Actual Advice Mallard
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If you are getting a physical done for health insurance, hold your breath when they take your blood pressure. Your BP will drop by 10 mmHg and you may be offered a lower premium.

If you are getting a physical done for health insurance, hold your breath when they take your blood pressure. Your BP will drop by 10 mmHg and you may be offered a lower premium. Actual Advice Mallard
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If you ever hear yourself utter the words "hold my beer, this is gonna be cool" Don't do it.

If you ever hear yourself utter the words
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when you get your hair washed for a hair cut don't move your head in the bowl to "help". That's how your neck and back get soaked.

when you get your hair washed for a hair cut don't move your head in the bowl to
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IF SOMEONE HOLDS THE DOOR FOR YOU SAY "THANK YOU"

IF SOMEONE HOLDS THE DOOR FOR YOU SAY
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Never ask a woman if she is pregnant If you have to ask, that means she's either not ready to share the news or not actually pregnant. Either way you will put her in an awkward situation

Never ask a woman if she is pregnant If you have to ask, that means she's either not ready to share the news or not actually pregnant. Either way you will put her in an awkward situation Actual Advice Mallard
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want to listen to music at home on your phone but don't have speakers? find a candle that's been used and put your phone inside, speakers facing down. The candle makes the music sound twice as loud.

want to listen to music at home on your phone but don't have speakers? find a candle that's been used and put your phone inside, speakers facing down. The candle makes the music sound twice as loud. Actual Advice Mallard
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