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If you have a swimming pool, keep it clean for the entire year Even if you don't swim in it in the winter, the cost of upkeep and chemicals is significantly less than having to hire someone to muck it out every spring

If you have a swimming pool, keep it clean for the entire year Even if you don't swim in it in the winter, the cost of upkeep and chemicals is significantly less than having to hire someone to muck it out every spring Actual Advice Mallard
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When talking to strangers on reddit Always check their username first. that way you can exploit them for karma

When talking to strangers on reddit Always check their username first. that way you can exploit them for karma Actual Advice Mallard
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before you make any major decision masturbate first

before you make any major decision masturbate first Actual Advice Mallard
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If you`re on your first date try to avoid topics such as religion, past relationships and finances

If you`re on your first date try to avoid topics such as religion, past relationships and finances Actual Advice Mallard
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Buy a toilet plunger. You don't need it until you do.

Buy a toilet plunger. You don't need it until you do. Actual Advice Mallard
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If you cut yourself while shaving apply an ice cube to your skin. it constricts the blood from flowing and the wound will close more quickly.

If you cut yourself while shaving apply an ice cube to your skin. it constricts the blood from flowing and the wound will close more quickly. Actual Advice Mallard
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read with your children

read with your children Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're morbidly obese and need a small motorised cart to wheel your fat ass around don't cross on red

If you're morbidly obese and need a small motorised cart to wheel your fat ass around don't cross on red Actual Advice Mallard
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If you are going to drive with drugs in your car check every headlight, tail light, brake light & blinker before you leave.

If you are going to drive with drugs in your car check every headlight, tail light, brake light & blinker before you leave. Actual Advice Mallard
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Just because All your Friends are getting married Does not mean you are ready to get married

Just because All your Friends are getting married Does not mean you are ready to get married Actual Advice Mallard
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