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Honesty isn't a policy at all It's a state of mind or it isn't honesty

Honesty isn't a policy at all It's a state of mind or it isn't honesty Actual Advice Mallard
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If you want abercrombie and fitch to carry sizes for you go to the gym you fat lazy cunt and lay off the ugly pills

If you want abercrombie and fitch to carry sizes for you go to the gym you fat lazy cunt and lay off the ugly pills Actual Advice Mallard
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Try rubbing soap suds on your foggy mirror in the shower it will clear it up so you can shave

Try rubbing soap suds on your foggy mirror in the shower it will clear it up so you can shave Actual Advice Mallard
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If someone says they're not interested in a relationship with you... it means they don't want to have a relationship with you.

If someone says they're not interested in a relationship with you... it means they don't want to have a relationship with you. Actual Advice Mallard
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when you go to the bathroom wash your fucking hands

when you go to the bathroom wash your fucking hands Actual Advice Mallard
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If you still have bits of meat on your steak bone after you've finished eating Throw the bone in a pot add some broth, a potato, and you got yourself a stew

If you still have bits of meat on your steak bone after you've finished eating Throw the bone in a pot add some broth, a potato, and you got yourself a stew Actual Advice Mallard
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if you have sex while listening to music, choose a live album So you get applause every 3-4 minutes To my fellow Oregon fans:

if you have sex while listening to music, choose a live album So you get applause every 3-4 minutes To my fellow Oregon fans: Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't want to appear forever alone Set phone alarm to vibrate at small intervals throughout your day

Don't want to appear forever alone Set phone alarm to vibrate at small intervals throughout your day Actual Advice Mallard
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Bend paperclips once to make an "S", Great for hanging ornaments on the tree.

Bend paperclips once to make an
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No shoehorn? use the end of a belt

No shoehorn? use the end of a belt Actual Advice Mallard
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