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Make "ice cream" by freezing bananas or other fruits and running them through your food processor

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Tired of getting cold after a shower? Dry off before you step out

Tired of getting cold after a shower? Dry off before you step out  Actual Advice Mallard

No time to try on pants? Wrap the waistband around your neck. It's Proportionate.

No time to try on pants? Wrap the waistband around your neck. 
It's Proportionate.  Actual Advice Mallard

Put product in your hair but suffer from dandruff? Use extra virgin coconut oil. It holds your hair in place while moisturizing your scalp.

Put product in your hair but suffer from dandruff? Use extra virgin coconut oil. It holds your hair in place while moisturizing your scalp.  Actual Advice Mallard

If you threaten their 2nd amendment right they will stock pile guns and ammo like it's the apocalypse

If you threaten their 2nd amendment right  they will stock pile guns and ammo like it's the apocalypse  Actual Advice Mallard

If your GF says things that you can make into an OAG meme It's time to reevaluate your relationship.

If your GF says things that you can make into an OAG meme It's time to reevaluate your relationship.  Actual Advice Mallard

Always arguing with SO about whether the toilet seat should be up or down? Put the actual lid down so neither of you feel like you've lost.

Always arguing with SO about whether the toilet seat should be up or down? Put the actual lid down so neither of you feel like you've lost.  Actual Advice Mallard

For guys thinking of shaving your balls Don't

For guys thinking of shaving your balls Don't  Actual Advice Mallard

spend more time outdoors spending 2 consecutive days with nature increases the activity of cancer fighting white blood cells by 50%

spend more time outdoors spending 2 consecutive days with nature increases the activity of cancer fighting white blood cells by 50%  Actual Advice Mallard

If he hits you or even acts like he's going to hit you Leave him. NOW.

If he hits you or even acts like he's going to hit you Leave him.  NOW.  Actual Advice Mallard
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