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Never accept cigarettes as a gift in prison it's only gonna get you raped multiple time

Never accept cigarettes as a gift in prison it's only gonna get you raped multiple time Actual Advice Mallard
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If you leave a bar and decide to sleep in your car Hide the keys outside and sleep in the backseat.

If you leave a bar and decide to sleep in your car Hide the keys outside and sleep in the backseat. Actual Advice Mallard
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when setting up audio devices for best sound play Rage Against the Machine it's what professionals use

when setting up audio devices for best sound play Rage Against the Machine it's what professionals use Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't Go to prison

Don't Go to prison Actual Advice Mallard
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If you moderate a subreddit with specific rules don't enforce them so literally that you do a disservice to the whole community

If you moderate a subreddit with specific rules don't enforce them so literally that you do a disservice to the whole community Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't know whether to write affect or effect? If it can be replaced by 'make a difference to', it's affect. If not, effect.

Don't know whether to write affect or effect? If it can be replaced by 'make a difference to', it's affect. If not, effect. Actual Advice Mallard
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If you get pulled over by the police and they ask you to step out of the car. Be polite. You are going to jail. Ask for a lawyer and shut the hell up. The more you say the more the judge has to hang you with.

If you get pulled over by the police and they ask you to step out of the car. Be polite. You are going to jail. Ask for a lawyer and shut the hell up. The more you say the more the judge has to hang you with. Actual Advice Mallard
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If your posting a video on reddit put the length of the video in the title.

If your posting a video on reddit put the length of the video in the title. Actual Advice Mallard
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if two of your close friends/roommates starting dating and tell you about their relationship issues tell them the same thing but for the love of god stay the fuck out of it

if two of your close friends/roommates starting dating and tell you about their relationship issues tell them the same thing but for the love of god stay the fuck out of it Actual Advice Mallard
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If someone is furious, never just say, "calm down." It will just make them angrier; Try to start a conversation instead.

If someone is furious, never just say,
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