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Regardless of what references you may not understand, You should go outside

Regardless of what references you may not understand, You should go outside  Actual Advice Mallard

If you want to fuck a girl Don't touch her vagina in public

If you want to fuck a girl Don't touch her vagina in public  Actual Advice Mallard

LOOK LIKE CHRIS DORNER? DO NOT LEAVE YOUR HOUSE

LOOK LIKE CHRIS DORNER? DO NOT LEAVE YOUR HOUSE  Actual Advice Mallard

IF YOU LOAN MONEY TO A FRIEND, YOU WILL LOSE BOTH.

IF YOU LOAN MONEY TO A FRIEND, YOU WILL LOSE BOTH.  Actual Advice Mallard

When your girlfriend asks what you'd change about her, say "your last name."

When your girlfriend asks what you'd change about her, say

Having trouble opening a sealed jar? Wedge the knife in between the lid and the jar then slowly lever it while moving the knife around the lid.

Having trouble opening a sealed jar? Wedge the knife in between the lid and the jar then slowly lever it while moving the knife around the lid.  Actual Advice Mallard

Throw some TP in the water under you before you start So it doesn't splash up at you

Throw some TP in the water under you before you start So it doesn't splash up at you  Actual Advice Mallard

Wife or girlfriend talking about problems at work? Don't try to solver her problems, Just listen and be supportive

Wife or girlfriend talking about problems at work? Don't try to solver her problems, Just listen and be supportive  Actual Advice Mallard

Want to get laid? Play beerpong with your best Friend's younger sibling

Want to get laid? Play beerpong with your best Friend's younger sibling  Actual Advice Mallard

If you accidentally paste up your gf's toothbrush instead of yours Leave it on. She'll think it's sweet & thoughtful.

If you accidentally paste up your gf's toothbrush instead of yours Leave it on. She'll think it's sweet & thoughtful.  Actual Advice Mallard
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