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If you're teaching someone how to do something, don't say "You *just*..." It makes you sound like a condescending prick.

If you're teaching someone how to do something, don't say
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get in the habit of placing your wallet in your pocket folded-side up it makes it virtually impossible to pickpocket

get in the habit of placing your wallet in your pocket folded-side up it makes it virtually impossible to pickpocket Actual Advice Mallard
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To reduce plop splashback Put a wad of toilet paper in the toilet before you sit down

To reduce plop splashback Put a wad of toilet paper in the toilet before you sit down Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're supporting a significant other who does nothing with their life STOP! Just because they don't have a future doesn't mean you should sacrifice your's

If you're supporting a significant other who does nothing with their life STOP! Just because they don't have a future doesn't mean you should sacrifice your's Actual Advice Mallard
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A man who represents himself has a fool for a client

A man who represents himself has a fool for a client Actual Advice Mallard
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Can we please stop Misusing this meme

Can we please stop Misusing this meme Actual Advice Mallard
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If you get worked up watching sports on tv mute the sound and put on mozart instead

If you get worked up watching sports on tv mute the sound and put on mozart instead Actual Advice Mallard
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Imaginary internet karma not worth an FBI investigation

Imaginary internet karma not worth an FBI investigation Actual Advice Mallard
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put a few squares of tp in the toilet when you poop it will keep your bung hole from getting splashback

put a few squares of tp in the toilet when you poop it will keep your bung hole from getting splashback Actual Advice Mallard
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If you have moderate heartburn Drink a small glass of milk to alleviate the condition

If you have moderate heartburn Drink a small glass of milk to alleviate the condition Actual Advice Mallard
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