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If you want to make your laptop's battery life last longer Remove it when you are at home

If you want to make your laptop's battery life last longer Remove it when you are at home  Actual Advice Mallard

Be very Nice to the Administrative Assistant They have as many keys to the kingdom as your boss and you can ask them stupid questions without losing face

Be very Nice to the Administrative Assistant  They have as many keys to the kingdom as your boss and you can ask them stupid questions without losing face  Actual Advice Mallard

before you post your picture in r/wtf ask yourself if it should go in r/funny instead

before you post your picture in r/wtf ask yourself if it should go in r/funny instead  Actual Advice Mallard

DON'T EAT DUCK meat IT'S BAD FOR YOU

DON'T EAT DUCK meat IT'S BAD FOR YOU  Actual Advice Mallard

if your dog doesn't eat even for a couple of days take him to the vet

if your dog doesn't eat even for a couple of days take him to the vet  Actual Advice Mallard

Google "birds," "bird accessories", "bird seeds," etc for two hours All your targeted advertisements will be of birds

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add really obvious advice here to be ironic you get free karma because everyone else is bored as fuck of this meme

add really obvious advice here to be ironic you get free karma because everyone else is bored as fuck of this meme  Actual Advice Mallard

when putting on sunscreen don't forget your feet

when putting on sunscreen don't forget your feet  Actual Advice Mallard

You're still sexually potent after the june molting period Go for it!

You're still sexually potent after the june molting period Go for it!  Actual Advice Mallard

Bored? Eat something

Bored? Eat something  Actual Advice Mallard
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