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Buy expensive toilet paper It won't tear making your fingers smell like poo poo and you will use less

Buy expensive toilet paper It won't tear making your fingers smell like poo poo and you will use less  Actual Advice Mallard

If you don't like gore stay away from /r/WTF today

If you don't like gore stay away from /r/WTF today  Actual Advice Mallard

They were cops doing their jobs in a highly dangerous, stressful, and emotionally taxing time for their city Stop being dicks because they were trying to do their job in a situation that was fairly different than whats happening in boston

They were cops doing their jobs in a highly dangerous, stressful, and emotionally taxing time for their city Stop being dicks because they were trying to do their job in a situation that was fairly different than whats happening in boston  Actual Advice Mallard

If you want to pick up a girl keep your back straight and lift with your knees To Oregon State Fans

If you want to pick up a girl keep your back straight and lift with your knees
 To Oregon State Fans  Actual Advice Mallard

When you submit a question to subbreddit upvote helpful response An upvote is the least you can give someone who took timme out of their day to help you

When you submit a question to subbreddit upvote helpful response An upvote is the least you can give someone who took timme out of their day to help you  Actual Advice Mallard

If you want your comments to be seen Upvote the post you're commenting on

If you want your comments to be seen Upvote the post you're commenting on  Actual Advice Mallard

Have extra pie crust? Coat them in Cinnamon sugar and cook them for a few minutes

Have extra pie crust? Coat them in Cinnamon sugar and cook them for a few minutes  Actual Advice Mallard

If you hit command+T in iTunes it brings up a cool visualizer that's fun for parties

If you hit command+T in iTunes it brings up a cool visualizer that's fun for parties  Actual Advice Mallard

If something sounds too good to be true it usually is.

If something sounds too good to be true it usually is.  Actual Advice Mallard

if you are getting passed by cars on the left you are probably in the wrong lane

if you are getting passed by cars on the left you are probably 
in the wrong lane  Actual Advice Mallard
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