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She says "It's just SUPER CUUUUUTTTTEE!!!! <3" IT'S A TRAP

She says

"I like to explore" Turns sex into nightmarish Sesame Streetesque chore

"Look at the recipe" IT'S A TRAP!

She asks, "Why do you enjoy sex with me?" IT'S ON TAP!

She asks,

I don't always make memes about St. A's But when I do I use the wrong meme

I don't always make memes about St. A's But when I do I use the wrong meme  Admiral Ackbar Relationship Expert

"The government wants to ban all weapons inspite of the second amendment?" IT'S A TRAP!

Marli says she'll kill herself if you dont love her. IT'S A TRAP

Marli says she'll kill herself if you dont love her. IT'S A TRAP  Admiral Ackbar Relationship Expert

...SEE MORE IT'S A TRAP

...SEE MORE IT'S A TRAP  Admiral Ackbar Relationship Expert

If she says: "My love, as I want to do this Cosplay but I have NO money." IT'S A TRAP

If she says:

She says: "You can have window seat." IT'S A TRAP

She says:
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