Advice God

creates planet full of people sets disasters to "high"

creates planet full of people sets disasters to

hears your prayer "lol, no"

hears your prayer

when did this happen

 when did this happen  Advice God

The Bible was written by me Ezekiel 23:20

The Bible was written
by me Ezekiel 23:20  Advice God

Jesus, got that food ready? WAIT THE BRONCOS ARE ABOUT TO LOSE! Forget the food! Help te bow!

Jesus, got that food ready? WAIT THE BRONCOS ARE ABOUT TO LOSE! Forget the food! Help te bow!  Advice God

ME your master... you no need to pray... ain't no good no how...~ me plan everything just right...!!!~ can you no tell...???~

ME your master...  you no need to pray... ain't no good no how...~ me plan everything just right...!!!~ can you no tell...???~  Advice God

loves peace and harmony does shit to prevent us from killing eachother's asses

loves peace and harmony does shit to prevent us from killing eachother's asses  Advice God

GIVES YOU A SENSE OF HUMOR. FORBIDS YOU TO LAUGH AT BLASPHEMOUS JOKES.

GIVES YOU A SENSE OF HUMOR. FORBIDS YOU TO LAUGH AT BLASPHEMOUS JOKES.  Advice God

Spawns three religions that absolutely hate each other LOL I was bored ok?

Spawns three religions that absolutely hate each other LOL I was bored ok?  Advice God

create Christianity he was a jew

create Christianity he was a jew  Advice God
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