Advice God

The Christmas cards with santa holding baby Jesus Yes, perfect! I obviously intended my only son to be held by a commercially invented fat man who flies in a sleigh.

The Christmas cards with santa holding baby Jesus Yes, perfect! I obviously intended my only son to be held by a commercially invented fat man who flies in a sleigh.  Advice God

Merciful god That will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger

Merciful god That will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger   Advice God

CREATE PUBIC HAIR IN women make guys horny with shaved pussies

CREATE PUBIC HAIR IN women make guys horny with shaved pussies  Advice God

Isaiah 46:9 — For I am God, and there is none else; I am God, and there is none like me. Holy Trinity - Three Persons in One God. Figure it out!

Isaiah 46:9 — For I am God, and there is none else; I am God, and there is none like me. Holy Trinity - Three Persons in One God. Figure it out!  Advice God

Kick Satan out of heaven Bind him to unfinished earth-project he wanted in on

Kick Satan out of heaven Bind him to unfinished earth-project he wanted in on  Advice God

you shall not masturbate i better make it feel awesome and give everyone an urge to do it

you shall not masturbate i better make it feel awesome and give everyone an urge to do it  Advice God

Makes humans in his image Hundreds of thousands of ways for you to die

Makes humans in his image Hundreds of thousands of ways for you to die  Advice God

Creates man in his own image Hates homosexuals

Creates man in his own image Hates homosexuals   Advice God

his "followers" break every one of his laws doesn't kill them with fire and plague

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Creates master plan to stop satan Publishes it so satan can see it

Creates master plan to stop satan Publishes it so satan can see it  Advice God
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