Advice God

Big bang my big brown omnipotent ass! Explain matter, time, and space then douche!

Big bang my big brown omnipotent ass!   Explain matter, time, and space then douche!  Advice God

Create Satan Blame Satan

Create Satan Blame Satan  Advice God

creates wasps

creates wasps   Advice God

Punish disbelievers. Stay invisible.

Punish disbelievers. Stay invisible.  Advice God

Jews are my chosen people. wait, no, Christians are! wait, no, Muslims are! Can't decide lol!

Jews are my chosen people. wait, no, Christians are! wait, no, Muslims are! Can't decide lol!  Advice God

Evil is the absence of God Ejaculates universe with evil fuckwits he knew before creating

Evil is the absence of God Ejaculates universe with evil fuckwits he knew before creating  Advice God

Thall shall not lie lol santa

Thall shall not lie lol santa  Advice God

writes the most popular book in western history No Personal Appearances!

writes the most popular book in western history No Personal Appearances!  Advice God

Bring rise to Judaism holocaust lol

Bring rise to Judaism  holocaust lol  Advice God

rationalizing irrationality is a christian specialty

rationalizing irrationality is a christian specialty  Advice God
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