Advice God

Revered as model father Abandons son in desert

Revered as model father Abandons son in desert  Advice God

created banana to be perfect fruit for humans also created coconut

created banana to be perfect fruit for humans also created coconut  Advice God

Demands everyone believe in him Kills the family of his most righteous believer

Demands everyone believe in him Kills the family of his most righteous believer  Advice God

Egypt should not have the Jews as slaves anymore Murders firstborn of all egyptians

Egypt should not have the Jews as slaves anymore Murders firstborn of all egyptians  Advice God

Create a universe with billions of stars that can be home to as many habitable worlds Life only exists on Earth

Create a universe with billions of stars that can be home to as many habitable worlds Life only exists on Earth  Advice God

oh, you have your period? lol. *increases sex drive*

oh, you have your period? lol.  *increases sex drive*  Advice God

tells baseball player he will hit clutch homerun never mentions they will lose the game anyway

tells baseball player he will hit clutch homerun never mentions they will lose the game anyway  Advice God

New Orleans? Blast it with piss.

New Orleans? Blast it with piss.  Advice God

mY KILL count IN the BIBLE 25 MILLION Thou shalt not kill!!

mY KILL count IN the BIBLE
25 MILLION Thou shalt not kill!!  Advice God

allows humans one day a week for rest orders humans to get up early and spend it worshipping him

allows humans one day a week for rest orders humans to get up early and spend it worshipping him  Advice God
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