Advice God

makes an impossibly mysterious universe and gives you curiosity to figure it out for yourself NO, the answers are in my book!

makes an impossibly mysterious universe and gives you curiosity to figure it out for yourself NO, the answers are in my book!  Advice God

Bro Do you even Tow? Do you?

Bro Do you even Tow? Do you?  Advice God

Requires prayers to make good things happen follows holy plan anyway

Requires prayers to make good things happen follows holy plan anyway  Advice God

make greed a sin put thousands of diamonds underground everywhere

make greed a sin put thousands of diamonds underground everywhere  Advice God

create insects make them scariest looking fucking things ever.

create insects make them scariest looking fucking things ever.  Advice God

sex feels great hinder it with latex

sex feels great hinder it with latex  Advice God

"and to reproduce, they must have sex" makes sexual organs ugliest part of the body

I bet black jews say "heybrew"

I bet black jews say

westboro baptist church constantly namedropping me chill with that shit...y'all don't even know me like that

westboro baptist church constantly namedropping me chill with that shit...y'all don't even know me like that  Advice God

hey you kids that were praying for a snow day last night in the middle of april You owe me. So stop masturbating. You know it bugs me

hey you kids that were praying for a snow day last night in the middle of april You owe me.  So stop masturbating. You know it bugs me   Advice God
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