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Tells Christians that Jesus is the son of God Tells Muslims he isn't

Tells Christians that Jesus is the son of God Tells Muslims he isn't  Advice God

"Thou shalt not kill" Kill every human except for steve carell and his family

Told Everyone Jesus was going to rise again today... Then I said: April F00lz, Bitches!

Told Everyone Jesus was going to rise again today...  Then I said: April F00lz, Bitches!  Advice God

creats earth destroys earth

creats earth destroys earth  Advice God

could've made pokemon real decided to make aids instead

could've made pokemon real decided to make aids instead  Advice God

Thought of everything we know before it was cool

Thought of everything we know before it was cool  Advice God

Chapter 1: I create plants, then people. Chapter 2: I Creat people, then plants. Then they try to read Bible stories literally.

Chapter 1: I create plants, then people. Chapter 2: I Creat people, then plants. Then they try to read Bible stories literally.    Advice God

Invent sophisticated words for you... ...so your friends can mock you when you use them

Invent sophisticated words for you... ...so your friends can mock you when you use them  Advice God

If i didn't want you to get high, why do you think i created weed?

If i didn't want you to get high, why do you think  i created weed?  Advice God

I LOVE YOU LOVE ME BACK OR GO TO HELL

I LOVE YOU LOVE ME BACK OR GO TO HELL  Advice God
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