Advice God

does not mention abortion or dinosaurs in the bible too worried about the foreskin on your penis

does not mention abortion or dinosaurs in the bible too worried about the foreskin on your penis  Advice God

Love thy God above all Or else, he'll crush you like an ant

Love thy God above all Or else, he'll crush you like an ant  Advice God

Love your next as much as you love yourself Don't be a psycho like me

Love your next as much as you love yourself Don't be a psycho like me  Advice God

Tells adam to name animals all 3 million of them

Tells adam to name animals all 3 million of them  Advice God

Makes a garden of peace and wonder to let his glorious creations thrive and live in. Forgot to keep Satan out.

Makes a garden of peace and wonder to let his glorious creations thrive and live in. Forgot to keep Satan out.  Advice God

Can cure aids Watches you fap instead

Can cure aids Watches you fap instead  Advice God

Destroys tower of babel so humans won't reach heaven Forgets to do anything about NASA and Russian space program

Destroys tower of babel so humans won't reach heaven Forgets to do anything about NASA and Russian space program  Advice God

EVERYONE IS CREATED IN MY IMAGE FAT PEOPLE ARE DISGUSTING

EVERYONE IS CREATED IN MY IMAGE FAT PEOPLE ARE DISGUSTING  Advice God

So God created man in his own image, in the image of God he created him; male and female he created them. lol i snores

So God created man in his own image, in the image of God he created him; male and female he created them. lol i snores  Advice God

Have Mayans make the most accurate calendar known to man kill them before they can finish it

Have Mayans make the most accurate calendar known to man  kill them before they can finish it  Advice God
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