Advice God

Makes flying mammals No, those are totally birds, guys

Makes flying mammals No, those are totally birds, guys  Advice God

wrote genesis creation myth Amazed it's taken literally 3000 years later

wrote genesis creation myth Amazed it's taken literally 3000 years later  Advice God

Hey Abe, AAAABE! Go kill your son man, cuz you know, I'm god, woooooo! Dude what the fuck are you doing? I was just joking man holy shit.

Hey Abe, AAAABE! Go kill your son man, cuz you know, I'm god, woooooo! Dude what the fuck are you doing? I was just joking man holy shit.  Advice God

Gets really drunk creates a platypus

Gets really drunk creates a platypus  Advice God

Humans begin working together in peace and harmony to build a tower so they can come visit me Create different languages

Humans begin working together in peace and harmony to build a tower so they can come visit me Create different languages  Advice God

Mrs. Schramm Even God's wrath doesn't include this much homework!

Mrs. Schramm Even God's wrath doesn't include this much homework!  Advice God

Hey preachers did you teach everyone about loving everyone no matter what, how I kickstarted evolution and all the other PEOPLE I CREATED ON DIFFERENT PLANETS. all right i'm just gonna go now

Hey preachers did you teach everyone about loving everyone no matter what, how I kickstarted evolution and all the other PEOPLE I CREATED ON DIFFERENT PLANETS. all right i'm just gonna go now  Advice God

Left or right side? why not make cars you can fill up on either side, stupid humans!

Left or right side? why not make cars you can fill up on either side, stupid humans!  Advice God

hate christians nou

hate christians  nou  Advice God

corrupt politicians make me laugh

corrupt politicians make me laugh  Advice God
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