Advice God

creates earth realizes folly, makes billion other planets

creates earth realizes folly, makes billion other planets  Advice God

create a garden for adam and eve don't fucking touch my apples

create a garden for adam and eve don't fucking touch my apples  Advice God

I AM A REDDIT LIBERAL yes that makes me a loser irl

I AM A REDDIT LIBERAL  yes that makes me a loser irl  Advice God

Watch where you stick your willie... I might not approve

Watch where you stick your willie... I might not approve  Advice God

punish adam and eve for gaining knowledge talk to mankind through wordy text

punish adam and eve for gaining knowledge talk to mankind through wordy text  Advice God

AND GOD SAID "BROS BEFOR HOES"

AND GOD SAID

i'll prove you i exist - ignores everyone's prayers :P tee hee-

i'll prove you i exist - ignores everyone's prayers :P tee hee-  Advice God

may 19th: little timmy in oklahoma prays for his grandma's cancer to go away May 20th: God sends a class 5 tornado

may 19th: little timmy in oklahoma prays for his grandma's cancer to go away May 20th: God sends a class 5 tornado  Advice God

You just read this In His Voice

You just read this In His Voice  Advice God

Impregnates a virgin to give birth to himself, then sacrifices himself to himself To save you from himself

Impregnates a virgin to give birth to himself, then sacrifices himself to himself To save you from himself  Advice God
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