Advice God

PLAYS THE WORLD LIKE IT'S SIMCITY FIRE, FLOOD, TORNADO, UFO, GODZILLA...

PLAYS THE WORLD LIKE IT'S SIMCITY FIRE, FLOOD, TORNADO, UFO, GODZILLA...  Advice God

Gave us the right to sin And still loves us no matter what

Gave us the right to sin And still loves us no matter what  Advice God

Libyans being slaughtered? to busy helping millionaires win golden statuettes

Libyans being slaughtered?  to busy  helping millionaires win golden statuettes   Advice God

Preach forgiveness Make it a moral obligation to kill people for committing certain sins

Preach forgiveness Make it a moral obligation to kill people for committing certain sins  Advice God

WATCHES REDDITORS COMPLIMENT THEMSELVES ON ATHEISM TRIES TO FIGURE OUT WHY ANYONE CARES ABOUT THESE POSTS

WATCHES REDDITORS COMPLIMENT THEMSELVES ON ATHEISM TRIES TO FIGURE OUT WHY ANYONE CARES ABOUT THESE POSTS  Advice God

I come to all Kappa Delta Philanthropy Events So I can watch your body serve hot dogs...if you know what i mean.

I come to all Kappa Delta Philanthropy Events So I can watch your body serve hot dogs...if you know what i mean.   Advice God

"Hardened pharaoh's heart" to the plight of the Israelites. Beat the shit out of Egypt because Pharaoh wouldn't sympathize with the plight of the Israelites.

Jealous god left 16 voicemails while i was worshipping other gods

Jealous god left 16 voicemails while i was worshipping other gods  Advice God

You're going to be hungry no matter how much you eat Don't forget, gluttony is a sin

You're going to be hungry no matter how much you eat  Don't forget, gluttony is a sin  Advice God

SMILE God loves you everyone else thinks your an asshole

SMILE God  loves you everyone else thinks your an asshole  Advice God
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