Advice God

How dare you do What I already predetermined you to do

How dare you do What I already predetermined you to do  Advice God

Give mankind ability to understand and do anything Watch them waste their intellect mocking me here!

Give mankind ability to understand and do anything Watch them waste their intellect mocking me here!  Advice God

Jesus said he would return "soon" Over 2000 years, LOL

Jesus said he would return

Tell crazy old man that the rapture is coming. Cancel it.

Tell crazy old man that the rapture is coming. Cancel it.  Advice God

Claims to be the only god Over 2000 worldwide religions

Claims to be the only god Over 2000 worldwide religions  Advice God

I'm so fucking powerful, I don't need to prove I exist.

I'm so fucking powerful, I don't need to prove I exist.  Advice God

turn the other cheek, an eye for an eye don't fuck it up now!

turn the other cheek, an eye for an eye don't fuck it up now!   Advice God

If crazy stories and fairy tales make a religion Then in 5000 years will we be praying to Batman?

If crazy stories and fairy tales make a religion Then in 5000 years will we be praying to Batman?  Advice God

make dinosaurs awesome kill them all

make dinosaurs awesome kill them all  Advice God

call peter "the Rock" as a punny nickname, before explaining how I would build the church catholics misunderstood

call peter
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