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smoke meth hail satan

smoke meth hail satan  Advice God

Makes water and the sun two most important componants of life Makes sun give you cancer and makes 97.5% of water undrinkable

Makes water and the sun two most important componants of life Makes sun give you cancer and makes 97.5% of water undrinkable  Advice God

Heaven: everyone worships me 24/7 doesn't sound as boring as hell

Heaven: everyone worships me 24/7 doesn't sound as boring as hell  Advice God

creates adam and eve shut up steve, go fuck your snake

creates adam and eve shut up steve, go fuck your snake  Advice God

you want someone dead? no. you want forgiveness for killing someone? sure, son.

you want someone dead? no. you want forgiveness for killing someone? sure, son.  Advice God

"I am the bread of life" creates gluten intolerance

all your base are belong to me

all your base  are belong to me  Advice God

Greed is a sin now "donate" to my churches and I'll let you into heaven

Greed is a sin now

"It's about a relationship with god, not rules." 8 million rules

Pray to me Straight to voice mail, no call back

Pray to me Straight to voice mail, no call back  Advice God
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