Advice God

Tells Abraham to sacrifice his son, Issac. Psych! Just kidding, stops him at the last second.

Tells Abraham to sacrifice his son, Issac. Psych! Just kidding, stops him at the last second.  Advice God

1 in 133 people in the world have celiac disease Communion is made of wheat!

1 in 133 people in the world have celiac disease Communion is made of wheat!  Advice God

lol, abraham, you should totally kill your son wait! i was just kidding!

lol, abraham, you should totally kill your son wait! i was just kidding!  Advice God

Don't use condoms safe sex is for sinners

Don't use condoms safe sex is for sinners  Advice God

Notices jonah doesn't follow his words "Lets get a whale to swallow that bitch."

Notices jonah doesn't follow his words

an apple a day keeps the doctor away LOL STEVE JOBS

an apple a day keeps the doctor away LOL STEVE JOBS  Advice God

Publish two version of the creation story You don't know because you didn't actually read it. Caption 3 goes here

Publish two version of the creation story You don't know because you didn't actually read it. Caption 3 goes here  Advice God

When I decided to create Vangie, I was substantially intoxicated.

When I decided to create Vangie, I was substantially intoxicated.  Advice God

Do not worship other gods Create chuck norris

Do not worship other gods  Create chuck norris  Advice God

The Laws of Rape: Deut.22:28-29 Deut.22:28 If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay siege on her, and lie with her, and this be found out; 29 Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty shekels

The Laws of Rape: Deut.22:28-29
Deut.22:28 If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay siege on her, and lie with her, and this be found out; 29 Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty shekels   Advice God
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