Advice God

Create format for two-line advice in book of proverbs, paving the way for internet memes reddit still hates me

Create format for two-line advice in book of proverbs, paving the way for internet memes reddit still hates me  Advice God

RAPED? Oh. Fuck you. It is part of my infallible plan. So deal with it or burn in hell. But I love you.

RAPED? Oh. Fuck you. It is part of my infallible plan. So deal with it or burn in hell. But I love you.  Advice God

Takes the same amount of time to create Infinite space and minuscule blue rock

Takes the same amount of time to create  Infinite space and minuscule blue rock  Advice God

Yo te he creado Pero soy muy inseguro y necesito que me lo agredezcas constantemente

Yo te he creado Pero soy muy inseguro y necesito que me lo agredezcas constantemente  Advice God

Passover starts april 18 Hitler's birthday? April 20th

Passover starts april 18 Hitler's birthday? April 20th  Advice God

inspires complex theology over 4000 years laughs at atheists who only read one part of it

inspires complex theology over 4000 years laughs at atheists who only read one part of it  Advice God

Infinitely good Everyone who doesn't worship him corrctly is tortured for all eternity

Infinitely good Everyone who doesn't worship him corrctly is tortured for all eternity  Advice God

Love all humans Except Niggers

Love all humans Except Niggers  Advice God

premarital Sex is a sin make tennagers super horny

premarital Sex is a sin  make tennagers super horny    Advice God

Tim tebow doesn't win because of me i have better things to give a fuck about

Tim tebow doesn't win because of me i have better things to give a fuck about  Advice God
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