Advice God

Create other religions that defy thyself those who appose me burn for eternity

Create other religions that defy thyself those who appose me burn for eternity  Advice God

"god always has a plan" kills thousands in a terrible accident

Create my insanely hot sister Ban insest

Create my insanely hot sister Ban insest  Advice God

don't use condoms creates std's

don't use condoms creates std's  Advice God

Infinitely good enforces his rules with the "wrath of god"

Infinitely good enforces his rules with the

There shalt be no head giving in Le house of the Lord So Emil, Stopeth the neck u are giving me!

There shalt be no head giving in Le house of the Lord So Emil, Stopeth the neck u are giving me!  Advice God

Create Heaven and Earth in six days Expect smart scientists to understand that units of time are not literal because nobody understood BILLIONS of years

Create Heaven and Earth in six days Expect smart scientists to understand that units of time are not literal because nobody understood BILLIONS of years  Advice God

Flood and kill everyone to rid world of sin! Didn't work. My bad.

Flood and kill everyone to rid world of sin! Didn't work. My bad.  Advice God

creates universe out of nothing needs a rib to make eve

creates universe out of nothing needs a rib to make eve  Advice God

all things begin and end within r/

all things  begin and end within r/  Advice God
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