Advice God

Duke Nukem Forever has a release date? Not on my watch

Duke Nukem Forever has a release date? Not on my watch  Advice God

help thousands of jews escape from egypt, kill pharoah and all his soldiers leave no evidence

help thousands of jews escape from egypt, kill pharoah and all his soldiers leave no evidence  Advice God

Make the Devil punish sinners Tell everyone he's the bad guy. Caption 3 goes here

Make the Devil punish sinners Tell everyone he's the bad guy. Caption 3 goes here  Advice God

It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter heaven except for mega-church pastors, right wing pundits and politicians they're cool.

It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter heaven except for mega-church pastors, right wing pundits and politicians they're cool.  Advice God

Creates whole world from nothing Needs one of Adams ribs to make one more thing

Creates whole world from nothing Needs one of Adams ribs to make one more thing  Advice God

Great morals to live by: "You shall not boil a kid in its mother's milk. " Exodus [23:19]

Great morals to live by:

Heals the sick and wayward Really just fucks with them

Heals the sick and wayward  Really just fucks with them  Advice God

Convince Joseph I impregnated Mary SLUT!

Convince Joseph I impregnated Mary SLUT!  Advice God

i gave you free will USE IT TO POST ON MATT'S DONKEY THREAD

i gave you free will USE IT TO POST ON MATT'S DONKEY THREAD  Advice God

Never eat of the evil tree then one i put in the middle of the garden

Never eat of the evil tree then one i put in the middle of the garden  Advice God
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