Advice God

Give me credit for everything good that happens Don't you fucking dare blame me if something bad happens

Give me credit for everything good that happens Don't you fucking dare blame me if something bad happens  Advice God

Knows everything Thinks the moon is a light

Knows everything Thinks the moon is a light  Advice God

haven't communicated with humans since bronze age afk

haven't communicated with humans since bronze age afk  Advice God

Respect what he did, mourn what he was yet to accomplish... ...But stop acting like a god died today.

Respect what he did, mourn what he was yet to accomplish... ...But stop acting like a god died today.  Advice God

sumpreme master of the universe gets insanely jealous of golden farm animal

sumpreme master of the universe gets insanely jealous of golden farm animal  Advice God

jack off on space rock causing human life to form leave and never come back

jack off on space rock causing human life to form leave and never come back  Advice God

50 song album at just only 35 cents a song? you'd be losing money by NOT buying this!

50 song album at just only 35 cents a song? you'd be losing money by NOT buying this!  Advice God

not now jesus i'm smiting homosexuals, can't someone else do it for you?

not now jesus i'm smiting homosexuals, can't someone else do it for you?  Advice God

you think the one night stand you had was consequential...? jesus christ!

you think the one night stand you had was consequential...? jesus christ!  Advice God

the problem with abortion is that it's not used enough

the problem with abortion is that it's not used enough  Advice God
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