Advice God

the human body is sacred now eat my son. EAT HIM!!!

the human body is sacred now eat my son. EAT HIM!!!  Advice God

created man in my own image gave him useless nipples LOL!

created man in my own image gave him useless nipples LOL!  Advice God

Be one true God Also be a Trinity

Be one true God Also be a Trinity  Advice God

me? god? no. homeless.

me? god? 
 no. homeless.  Advice God

Please Grant me the strength to carry all the groceries in one trip, Serenity when i cannot, and wisdom to know the difference

Please Grant me the strength to carry all the groceries in one trip, Serenity when i cannot, and wisdom to know the difference  Advice God

Says masturbation is a sin gives you wet dreams

Says masturbation is a sin gives you wet dreams  Advice God

Yahweh, this is ubergod. i'm sure you didn't believe anything was above you but then you never could prove there wasn't. anyhoo, i'm throwing you into godhell for being a total prick. tschuss!

Yahweh, this is ubergod. i'm sure you didn't believe anything was above you but then you never could prove there wasn't. anyhoo, i'm throwing you into godhell for being a total prick. tschuss!   Advice God

x. thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's donkey rape? torture? no comment

x. thou shalt not covet
thy neighbor's donkey rape? torture?
no comment  Advice God

Ghosts are unholy except for holy ghost lol

Ghosts are unholy except for holy ghost lol  Advice God

to do: 1. be a dick to anyone actually helping people 2. reward joel osteen for his fabulous smile and hair

to do:
1.  be a dick to anyone actually helping people 2.  reward joel osteen for his fabulous smile and hair  Advice God
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