Advice God

Next time Don't state the obvious

Next time Don't state the obvious  Advice God

Ban incest Adam and eve have two sons. Rest of humanity comes from where? Caption 3 goes here

Ban incest Adam and eve have two sons. Rest of humanity comes from where? Caption 3 goes here  Advice God

72 virgins a jihad reward? Oh no, LOL, little joke, a curse actually that one was... My true rewards package goes to my atheist creations... 72 horney MILFs . Not many will receive this one.

72 virgins a jihad reward? Oh no, LOL, little joke, a curse actually that one was... My true rewards package goes to my atheist creations... 72 horney MILFs . Not many will receive this one.  Advice God

kill my son all better

kill my son all better  Advice God

Create planet and directly govern it for thousands of years step down and let satan take over

Create planet and directly govern it for thousands of years step down and let satan take over  Advice God

Don't have sex with underage girls make underage girls super attractive and sluty

Don't have sex with underage girls make underage girls super attractive and sluty  Advice God

Crab Feeds: a tasty ticket to hell

Crab Feeds: a tasty ticket to hell  Advice God

Don't eat from the tree of knowledge Makes snake saying, "Eat from the tree of knowledge"

Don't eat from the tree of knowledge Makes snake saying,

u/jij this is not a self portrait

u/jij this is not a self portrait   Advice God

All powerful being beyond comprehension cares about every stupid little thing

All powerful being beyond comprehension cares about every stupid little thing  Advice God
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