Advice God

Could I create a triangle With four sides?

Could I create a triangle With four sides?  Advice God

You shouldn't have drank all those 4Lokos... If you didn't wanna get raped!

You shouldn't have drank all those 4Lokos... If you didn't wanna get raped!  Advice God

Who should record my wisdom for me? ah yes, tribal goat herders

Who should record my wisdom for me? ah yes, tribal goat herders  Advice God

Kind and merciful god Kill 400,000 people in the bible

Kind and merciful god Kill 400,000 people in the bible  Advice God

Know why Adam named eve's mid-section the "waste" because I should have put another set of tits there!

Know why Adam named eve's mid-section the

make new testament aka "holy bible" rofl i can't even take that nicname seriouslly

make new testament aka

I love all humans alike except the non-christians, you`re all going to hell

I love all humans alike except the non-christians, you`re all going to hell  Advice God

REMEMBER. you are unique! Just like everyone else

REMEMBER. you are unique! Just like everyone else  Advice God

HAS THE ABILITY TO CREATE QUASARS,PULSARS AND MAGNATARS CAN'T PROVIDE A SINGLE BOOK THAT EVERY HUMAN COULD FOLLOW.

HAS THE ABILITY TO CREATE QUASARS,PULSARS AND MAGNATARS  CAN'T PROVIDE A SINGLE BOOK THAT EVERY HUMAN COULD FOLLOW.  Advice God

Condemns the consumption of pork makes bacon SO DELICIOUS!!

Condemns the consumption of pork makes bacon SO DELICIOUS!!  Advice God
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