Advice God

Kill innocent children Still get prayed to when your child dies.

Kill innocent children Still get prayed to when your child dies.  Advice God

Omniscient God Test my creations

Omniscient God Test my creations  Advice God

forbid the eating of pork make pork delicious

forbid the eating of pork make pork delicious  Advice God

Praying for your favorite team to win the game? Don't worry. I got your back unless the other team is better.

Praying for your favorite team to win the game? Don't worry. I got your back unless the other team is better.  Advice God

makes premarital sex a sin have guys sexually peak the first year of college

makes premarital sex a sin have guys sexually peak the first year of college  Advice God

I answer prayer Only if it's what I wanted in the first place.

I answer prayer Only if it's what I wanted in the first place.  Advice God

thou shallt not buy from Dance direct

thou shallt not buy from Dance direct  Advice God

Oh, you built a kitchen/movie room/house That's cute

Oh, you built a kitchen/movie room/house That's cute  Advice God

Makes fat girls on accident invents black people

Makes fat girls on accident invents black people  Advice God

WHEN GOD CLOSES A DOOR, He OPENS A WINDOW ON HIS COMPUTER and browses Pinterest

WHEN GOD CLOSES A DOOR,
 He OPENS A WINDOW 
ON HIS COMPUTER and browses Pinterest
  Advice God
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