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I am the 1% and i'll create jobs when i feel like it

I am the 1% and i'll create jobs when i feel like it Advice God
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hates consumerism loves donations

hates consumerism loves donations Advice God
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Create Chemically addictive substances That kill you

Create Chemically addictive substances That kill you Advice God
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Dont ask dont tell because i said so

Dont ask dont tell because i said so Advice God
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Believe in me Creates Atheists

Believe in me Creates Atheists Advice God
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I am everywhere and I know everything but, I cannot hear you unless you pray to me

I am everywhere and I know everything but, I cannot hear you unless you pray to me Advice God
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I'm a little too busy checking out the fucking universe that i started to write a book for one species on one planet that will exist for a half a second in my world get over yourself asshole

I'm a little too busy checking out the fucking universe that i started to write a book for one species on one planet that will exist for a half a second in my world get over yourself asshole Advice God
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Miracles everywhere in holy text that was written by me Not one miracle in modern times

Miracles everywhere in holy text that was written by me Not one miracle in modern times Advice God
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create the amazing organ known as the brain allow you to only use 20% of it

create the amazing organ known as the brain allow you to only use 20% of it Advice God
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Money is the root of all evil put my name on the u.s. dollar

Money is the root of all evil put my name on the u.s. dollar Advice God
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