Advice God

this is what they think i look like? I made the universe, but i have skin that sunburns?!

this is what they think i look like? I made the universe, but i have skin that sunburns?!  Advice God

Create Adam after own image Give him nipples

Create Adam after own image Give him nipples  Advice God

Jesus Christ my ass jules winnfield is my real son

Jesus Christ my ass jules winnfield is my real son   Advice God

give humans the gift of reason punish them for using it

give humans the gift of reason punish them for using it  Advice God

You will have everything you want in Heaven NO PETS ALLOWED

You will have everything you want in Heaven NO PETS ALLOWED  Advice God

My son died for your sins you're going to hell for your sins

My son died for your sins you're going to hell for your sins  Advice God

Hell proof of my mercy

Hell proof of my mercy  Advice God

GOD (AKA GEORGE) apoligises to gopal for all these jokes he's been making, and hopes gopal has been taking them in jest, he will also think of more inventive things to joke about.

GOD (AKA GEORGE) apoligises to gopal for all these jokes he's been making, and hopes gopal has been taking them in jest, he will also think of more inventive things to joke about.  Advice God

Kids and babies getting terminal illnesses? Fuck that

Kids and babies getting terminal illnesses?  Fuck that  Advice God

has multiple religions believe in him battle royal

has multiple religions believe in him battle royal  Advice God
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